Jazmine

The smartest, funniest, cutest, and kindest girl you will ever meet. She is the best girlfriend anyone could ever have and she is so emotionally supportive. She is better than the entire universe.

You are so Jazmine-like!

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Caysey

Hot as heck, the smartest person you know, funny, kind, emotionally supportive, and nothing is better than this, as not even the universe is better.

You're so Caysey-like.

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October 30

NATIONAL SHORT PEOPLE DAY! Today is the day you can kick short people!

Hey it's October 30 AKA short people day... that means I can kick you!