Fear of being ill- or under-prepared for a situation.
Dude, why are you packing three bottles of Astroglide for a weekend with Clarice?
It's contingency anxiety! What if a bottle cracks? What if it spills? Can't risk it! Gotta have back up...
a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian
Dude, where's Clarice?
She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.
moving at an extremely slow pace
Dude, what took you?
Traffic, man, we were moving at the speed of continental drift!
Unusually tranquil, calm and quiet.
Dude, did you see Jerry's place after the cops broke up the bachelor party?
Yea, man, it was lagoonish!