Unblocked Games For School

Unblocked Games For School is defined as game sites for faggots whose school has decided to ban their favorite video games (mainly porn games like Leisure Street Larry and Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties). So as an act of rebellion they create google sites with shitty water down flash versions of their games and use hacks to bypass the storage limit.

My friend was depressed about the video game ban so he used Unblocked Games For School.

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Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties

Noun: Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is the seven grandad of porno video games (yes retards of the interweb those actually #existed) and it is a faggy shitmix of what you would expect 80s attempt emulate pornhub. Plumbers Don’t Wear ties was an epic fail and nearly bankrupted its creator just like 2 girls one cup game ended it’s creator. Thanks to its failure no more shitty porn games were released to horny teens.

Jacob: Yo glen you ever heard of Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties?

Glen: Only pedophiles and bitches play that game.

Late Night Panic

(adverb) A word used to describe when you’ve been up late gaming and chugging Mtn Dew like a boss then suddenly realizing that you forgot to do an important project for school.

Joey: Oh Shit! I forgot to do my math homework.

Bill: You must be having one of those late night panics.