Peter

When looking how to say Peter in Japanese.

Google translate said ピーター.

Definition as a noun
"A man's penis"

Typed Peter into Google translate, looking for the Japanese translation. Result, "A man's penis". Now what do I do?

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Brain scrape

To go for a COVID-19 nasal swab.

The tester sticks the nasal swab so far up your nose it feels like it scrapes your brain.

Its even worse when the use a dry swab.

Person 1 : Did you get your COVID test done?
Person 2 : Yeah! It was brutal, they pushed that swab so far up my nose it felt like they scraped my brain.
Person 1: Dang, well, Its now officaly called going for a ' Brain scrape '
Person 2: * Fist Bump *