Dirty Avry

When you make Jalapeno poppers and pop one of them in an anus to proceed to piss into the ass and mash it all with a potato masher. Effectively making a mucus filled rear to then pour it into a blender and drink it as a pre workout shake.

Girl 1: He was so nasty that he gave me a Dirty Avry
Girl 2: Wha? What's a Dirty Avry?
Girl 3: We don't talk about that
Girl 1: He went to workout after...

Dirty Rickard

A Dirty Rickard is a process of grabbing ones testicles. and proceeding to tug them like a Beyblade or a church bell, and state "Let it rip". This process can also be done with the female gender, dubbed as the 'Dirty Darm'. It is where you pull a woman's clitoris (If you can find it) and state "Let it rip"

Friend One: "I'm going to give you a Dirty Rickard."
Friend Two: (In a panicked fashion tries to run)
Friend One: (with an iron grasp) "Where do you think you're going?"
Friend Two: (Looks back in horror) "This is a war crime..."

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