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A whoopsi daisy

It’s when you get circumcised and keep the foreskin in a jar, then when you’re 21 and have your first legal drink you staple it back on to the tipski

I want my foreskin back so ima pull a whoopsi daisy, said no one ever since foreskin is gross.

by TicklerOnTheRoof January 22, 2022


Put some stank on it

It’s when you watch Owen Wilson’s movies and swear he’s retarded but the proof is all right there so you rob his house.

I put some stank on it last night O-wils never saw dat shit coming. Cachow.

by TicklerOnTheRoof January 22, 2022

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