Ok.
1) A wooden pole used to hit a ball.
2) Masturbating over your friend's mum.
3) A small winged creature which unfortunately for it is blind.
1) "Oi Rick! It's your turn to bat!"
2) "Oh yeah.... *whack whack whack whack*"
3) OMFG a bat GTFO!!!!!!!one!!!!!!1111
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