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A hog roast is a sex move preformed in a threesome by two guys and one girl. To do the hog roast one guy puts his penis in the girls mouth while the other guy puts his penis the girls anus or vagina. Then they proceeded to spin the girl round like a hog roast.
Guy 1: I really enjoyed that hog roast last night
Guy 2: yes it was fun spinning her round
To perform the Myan Rartin you must first be a virgin and find a girl willing to do the deed. During intercourse you must say 'I'm not Arsed' to everything the girl says/asks
Girl; Do you want to try anal?
Guy; I'm not arsed
Girl; how about doggy style
Guy; I'm not arsed
Girl; are you doing the Myan Rartin
Guy; I'm not arsed
The Bermuda Triangle move is preformed in a threesome with 3 men. To preform the Bermuda triangle one guy 1 lays on the floor while guy 2 sits on his face and guy 3 sits on guy 1's penis. Guys' 1 & 2 put their hands together to complete the triangle
Guy 1: I enjoyed our threesome yesterday
Guy 2: it was really fun
Guy 3: I liked doing the Bermuda triangle move.
The Hungarian Rash comes about after having your Anus filled with Piss, Shit, Cum, Vomit, Spit, Snot etc and then rammed into you violently by either a Penis, Dildo or Fist wrapped in 100-250 grit sand paper.
Guy: What is the main sex act you would never perform
Girl: the Hungarian Rash
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