Scrat

A war criminal that causes literally every fucking problem.
Who is this man? You may recognize him from ice age. This mother fucker most likely caused World War II. For all we know he is Hitler.
If you need someone to blame for your divorce blame Scrat. You can also use him as excuse for committing arson, as well as killing a man.
Blame this stupid bitch.
Also this is legal because of how fucking ugly he is. Ew, what a gross bitch.

“Scrat made me kill my ex-wife”