Bacon Backstroke

When a gentleman wraps his dick in bacon and jerks off onto his lady companions back using the grease as lubrication. He then will let the lady eat the bacon, a treat in thanks for her troubles.

I was horny and she was hungry so we agreed on doing the bacon backstroke.

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Bacon Wallet

Slang term for the female genetalia.

Dude, last night I totally slipped my sausage in her bacon wallet.

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