bro-vet

Bro-Vet- noun- (bRO-vEHt) - a veteran of the global war on terrorism or GWOT. The Bro-Vet is the self assessed coolest teller of his time in service.

The Bro-Vet- typically dresses in head to toe veteran owned business attire. Despite what would be considered ok “work appropriate” The Bro-Vet chalks it up to being a misunderstood Veteran, and perhaps discriminated against.

The Bro-Vet, is generally very popular on instagram and would go as far to say they are an “influencer” with their litany of hashtags and discount codes. The Bro-Vet spends countless hours on their Instagram making “inspirational posts” and trolling non military individuals hoping to understand.

The Bro-Vet has knowingly or unknowingly traded his combat uniform for his “Bro-Vet” uniform. The Brovet is ok with it, as they miss their time in Service “and the brotherhood that no one can understand” so the bro-vet suits up daily in search for other bro-vets.

The Bro-Vet is ok with standing out from the crowd and letting everyone know that they should thank him or her for their services to the country. The Bro-Vet is an equal opportunity offender. (And really does not care)

The Bro-Vet is constantly on the hunt for new companies to “rep” so that they can be the first to “rock the brand, before it goes main stream”

The Bro-Vet is the Military’s equivalent to a Hipster, as they generally have neck beards and drink military roast to order coffee.

I’m wearing 5.11 pants, a Art15 shirt, a Slate flannell, a Gshock watch drinking my Veteran roasted coffee, through a pour over, I think I might be a Bro-Vet.

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bro-vet

Bro-Vet- the coolest teller of stories of the long career, generally in the Military. The Bro-Vet is usually a Veteran in the Global War On Terrorism.

Bro-Vet’s put out an inadvertent beacon in way of dress (veteran owned business to tactical clothing) to flock towards eachother so that they can find other veterans; however, being a Bro-Vet can be off putting. Seeking acceptance however; alienating your veteran community.

I’m dressing in tactical pants, a tactical shirt, drinking Veteran coffee via pour over, checking my time via Gshock, oh my gosh; I’m a Bro-Vet

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