technology goddess

A woman that is especially good with all types of technology: phones, printers, scanners, copy machines, fax machines, like a futuristic receptionist. Also this woman at the same time is voluptuous. probably the hottest woman in the office if you know what i mean ;)

“oh wow! all she did was touch the printer and it stopped showing an error message...what a technology goddess!”

double-zucked

Verb; Past tense; when your facebook data was taken by Cambridge Analytical and facebook’s CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, tells you to “click this link to see if your data was mined” and by clicking the link your data is mined again.

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice...well..you ain’t gonna double-zuck me again. My friend got double-zucked yesterday when he clicked the link to see about his data.