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A bitch with nothing better to do than set up a crap website with a webcam and blog.
The blog part is quite pointless as no-one cares what is happening in this dirty slut's life, or how she feels.
The webcam? Equally pointless. The only people who want to see these nude (or nearly nude) photos are perverts and fucked up lesbians who can't get a girl.
Having said that, the whole website is pointless. Why not put your unwashed body into some CLOTHES (seems alien, but a lot of people wear them nowadays) and shut that site down NOW!
Camwhore: Oh boy! The end of school bell! Time to give those lesbians and pervs a reason to get up in the morning!
Normal girl: What a camwhore! No wonder she can't get a boyfriend!
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This is every normal girl's worst nightmare. The Bitchmobile an be found circling a park where lots of people go. They can be heard before they even turn the corner due to the shrieking and screeching laughter. Whenever they see a girl who is (shock, horror!)NOT wearing Prada or Chanel, they will immediatly slow down to about 10mph and make crude comments about the girl's clothing until they run out of stupid things to say and floor the car, just because they can. Whenever they see a girl who is in fact a lot prettier and wearing better clothes than them, they will all gawp out at her until they realise that their jaws have dropped, when they will rearrange their plastic little faces into dirty looks. When they see a hot boy, the car will be slowed and the occupants will flick their hair until they crash into a lamp post. When they see a boy that they will class as a dork, they will shout 'nerd' and scream with laughter at their one-dimensional wit. The bitchmobile is usually pink and convertable, and will have been bought by the main princess's daddy. Of course this is only temporary as the bitches have an exam tommorrow and all the time they were circling the park, they tod their parents they were studying. Hence the F and summer school. No more bitch-mobiling for the bitches! And lots more fun for the rest of us. Hooray!
Jas: Oh, no! I recognise that shrieking! IT'S THE BITCHMOBILE!
Tiffin: Wait, they just hit a lamp post. There's a jock behind us.
Jas: Haha! Rules!
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A chav (somone who thinks they rule all humanity) crossed with a gumpus that thinks they're rude and hard. They're probably not. A female chude will probably be wearing heavy eyeliner, a scowl and carry a burbury handbag. A male will have a TN cap on, be standing outside shopping centres and shouting abuse. They usually hang in big packs. It's for protection, in case a REAL rude comes along and starts talking to them. This would scare them and they would run away and hide. If you or someone you love has been in contact with a chude, don't worry. They are losers.
Chude:Haha! That girl is wearing no eyeliner. Ha! What a chav
Real rude:Hey what you doing?
Chude: Er...Nothing. (scurries away.)
Rude: Oh! I just met a chude.
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A delicious homemade tooth-rotter. Chocolate buscuit boiled in syrup and then cooked, turning it into a sort of cake that I'm quite partial to.
Tanya:Saz! I got tiffin! Want any?
Sarah: Aaw! yeah!
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