Sam

A guy who is really quiet at first yet talks a lot once you get to know him. He is INSANELY hot but thinks he isn’t. He was definitely popular in high school from his looks to his skating skills but he is very modest so he’ll deny it. His eyes are amazing hazel color and really big. He also has a big peen and the best body ever, he’ll also deny that too because again the modesty. He is caring, smart, funny, exciting, and if you are ever lucky enough to have met Sam you’d be dumb not to keep him forever. To attract this kind of Sam you have to stock up on Mountain Dew, candy, and cucumber puff bars. He is also known as Sam the man or Sammi boi.

Ex:
Person 1: isn’t that the hot famous guy from plan b skate post on insta?

Person 2: yup. That’s Sam