Maury Math

When a ghetto hoe only has 4 kids but goes on the Maury Povich show with 12 potential baby daddies.

Nydia took me and my whole crew on Maury to find out who the father of DaShawn was. I guess that hoe done some Maury Math and she fucked all of us.

toilet tank

A twist on the “tanking” sexual practice of inserting the testicles into an orifice (normally the pussy), toilet tanking is fucking someone in the ass and inserting the balls inside the ass.

I haven’t seen your mom since I toilet tanked her two weeks ago.