huft

A massive cuk that has both Spanish and Dutch decent. More often than not this person would also have an extra chromosome, henceforth used to explain his antics. Also is considered a ‘cum laude’, but this is a facade to explain the aforementioned antics.

Person 1: You’re a Huft.
Person 2: what is this word? Could you please elaborate? It does not seem to form part of my professional vocabulary.

Person 2 is undeniably the Huft in this scenario.