Grandmama

The overlord of all grandmas. She is more powerful than all the grandmas combined and controls them as her slaves. Her purpose in life is to make children under 10 years old happy with their life until they realize that grandma will die one day.

Edna (Grandma): Wow Janice, I saw your Facebook feed. Your grandchildren are getting quite plump. Did grandmama ask you to make all those cookies?

Janice (Also grandma): That's right! If you look at the walls, you can see all the scarves I've been asked to knit together for them.

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Robert California

An absolute legend in the show "The Office." He is the CEO of Dunder Mifflin with Sabre, and acquired his job after talking Jo Bennett, the former CEO out of her job. He can also be referred to as the "lizard king."

Dwight Schrute: "Have you talked to Robert California lately?"
Jim Halpert: "Oh, you mean the fucking lizard king? He's in the conference room."