DUIH

A portmanteau of "duh" and "DUI", used to describe an obvious drunk driver. Only works in text, as it's not pronounceable.

Mark: I was passing this guy on the interstate, and he almost ran me off the road.

Sam: Was he drunk?

Mark: Yeah, totally DUIH.

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speciman

An outstanding individual of the male sex.

Alfred: Has the news reached you regarding Laurence's contribution to the Society for the Preservation of Monocular Fashion? He truly is a unique speciman!

Julie: I went to a pool party on Saturday, and I could not keep my eyes off of Nathan's muscular chest! I think I'm in love with that speciman.

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