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1.A mentally retarded person.
2. Someone with Attention Deficit Disorder.
3. Someone obsessed with Bapes.
4. A moron.
5. Someone with a speech impediment.
6. Someone with a learning disability.
Crank dat "Insert extremely retarded phrase here". Repeat phrase and crank dat Soulja Boy at least three times.
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Ebonic Tribe Speak - A vernacular spoken by Black African American Negros "an it go sumthin like dis".
ETS speaking hoodrate hoe in library: Is yall finna have dat "Read a Book to some churrin Day" thang her taday? Ma teacha say I wuz poseda cum her to read some books wit a buncha nerdz a sumthin.
Librarian in the hood: Yes. The book reading club is going to be held here today, it starts at 4:30, but first you must learn to speak proper english, not ebonic tribe speak dear.
Hoodrate hoe in library: ...... o_O . Aboniks Drive Speech? Bitch I aint speakin no Adonic Tribe whateva, I'm hood hoe what you finna do Imma thrash you and call da maddafukin N-dubba-a-p-p-c-a on ya hoe ass!!! White racist cracka!!!
Librarian: Ok darling.
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Bro 1: Wow man I made that chick we met at the party cum all over my schlong! But it smelled weird...
Bro 2: Yo, you are fucking disgusting!!!
Bro 1: Huh?
Bro 2: That brawd had a dirty filthy cunt. That was pussy milk.
Bro 1: Oh God!!!
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A deceivingly titillating woman with a festering pussy, usually African American but occasionally White. They can dress well but often times they take fashion to several levels beyond ridiculous and spend 85% of their measly income (or government checks) on clothes and personal accessories. The Hoochie population is concentrated in the Dirty South.
They are gold digging robots with several high priority life objectives which are; to get fucked by Negroes with the biggest dick and highest social status (they prefer dope boys with lots of money to spend on them). Small dicked dudes are exceptional as long as they are caked up. They drive economy cars, entry level luxury sedans, or affordable (Kia, Hyundai, Toyota) mid sized sedans painted in loud colors with at least 20" chrome (sometimes rented) wheels on them. More and more hoochies are being seen driving cars on the LX platform like Chrysler 300's, Chargers and Magnums.
Very nice clothes, shoes and personal accessories are the second most extremely important things in their lives, if they can't have this, they feel that there is absolutely no purpose in life and become depressed.
They treat their children (minimum - two) like neglected pets and tickets to free money from the government in the form of welfare checks and child support.
Personal hygiene is of low priority to a hoochie. She showers everyday but can't wash away the bacterial vaginosis, yeast infections, chamydia, ghonareah, HIV/AIDS(occasionally), and the dank, rank smell between their legs. So they use lots of fragrances and body wash to mask their coochie odor.
A hoochie's vaginal canal is the largest, deepest orifice on their body. It can accommodate a watermelon and two baseball bats without lube or effort.
Hoochies are very dangerous and will most likely cause a nigga to end up shot into a holey bloody heap of dead dumb nigga.
Toya: I heard Taytay still fuckin wit dat hoochie bitch Porsha from Sistrunk. She is suckin the money straight outta that nigga.
Lameisha: I heard Taytay got beat to death wit Churches chicken drumsticks last night! Real fucked up, all cause of Porsha stank pussy ass.
Toya: For real?!! Damn and last month she got Latavius shanked 21 times by T-Bird soon as he got outta prison. And Rodrod.... somebody raped the poor boy wit a corn on a cob from churches chicken!!!
Lameisha: Might be the same nigga dat beat Taytay to death girl!
Toya: Oo damn you smart.
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You must steer clear of hoochies man! They are usually Black and from the ghetto (projects or section 8 communities). They wear crazy hairdoos, crazy clothes, jewelry and occasionally grills or gold fronts (those are the most dangerous). They take your money and get you in beef with other dudes! They live for drama (epitome of "drama queen") and lure you with their big apple bottom then tease you with their banged up coochie to get money, cars, jewelry and clothes from you. If you get one pregnant, you fucked up and you're fucked for a long time.
Javaris: Latisharashondisha is a hoochie ass bitch man, she got TayTay shot up last week because several of her ex boyfriends were the entire Blood gang. She even stole the money outta dudes' house after she found out he was in the hospital!
Jerome: Cot damn brah! Guess I gotta move to another state cause I smashed that yesterday!
Javaris: She got that Killa Pussy brah.
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