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The opposite of erectile dysfunction. Basically, if you have Erectile Destruction, you are hard 24/7 and can destroy any pussy with your absolute unit of a donger.
Jerry:"Hey Gary I have Erectile Destruction!"
Gary:"No, Jerry, you have AIDS."
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A Basket Case is someone or something that can be described as useless or unhelpful. It is used as, well, you wouldn't use a case for a basket, would you?
Xiu: "Harold, you basket case! Do something helpful for once!
Harold: "Fuck off Xiu."
During the winter, a man is likely to feel his dick getting cold. Having a boner while your cock is cold, is called a cocksickle (may be smaller than normal erections due to the low temperature.)
Gary: "Man, i was able to maintain a boner all through the winter night!"
Jerry: "So you had a Cocksickle?"
Gary: "I guess so."
A shitgasm is where a person has an absolute storm of shit building within them and when finally released makes you want to orgasm.
Harold: Hey Jerry are you okay after that massive shit?
Jerry: Yeah, it was so good I had a shitgasm!
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The sounds pots and pans make when tossed or smacked together, NOT to be used to insult a Chinese person. If you want to do that, talk about eating cats and dogs instead rather than saying and overused insult.
Jerry: "Hey Xiu! Ching Chang Chong!"
Xiu: "Shut the fuck up Jerry you Macdonalds hairline having fuck."
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When a retarded or autistic person starts going crazy (or spastic) and starts attacking everyone in sight.
Xiu: "Did you see that spazzattack Harold had?"
Jerry: "Yeah that's cool but have you seen my giant dick?"
Xiu: "Please cement your mouth shut Jerry."