Middle School

The realm of Satan. Where monsters disguised as popular kids make you feel miserable for three miserable years! And when you finally find a good group of friends, they separate and leave you alone!

My Mom: How was your first day of middle school?
Me: Life is meaningless now.

Averill Park High School

A public High School located in Averill Park, NY. APHS has gained recent fame amongst the local populous for the firing of a chemistry teacher during the 2022-2023 school year for emailing illicit images to a minor.

You went to Averill Park High School? How many pictures did Petey send you?