pubic floss

When one wakes up after being teabagged and commences to floss his or her teeth with the pubic hairs left in his or her mouth.

After he was done pubic flossing, he coughed up a furball.

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BHI

An acronym for an act carried out by an older male with a younger female, or in some cases an older male with a younger male.

"Dude, Jessica totally got BHI-ed by that senior!"

"I'd pay good money to BHI that prude-ass bitch."

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InstaGay

Jon + pink rubber dildo + camera

We'll get some InstaGay shots at the next chubrock outing if jon comes.

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delayed drunkeness

When you drink several shots of Bacardi and the effects don't kick in until the next day, 12 hours later.

"Damn guys, when's this shit gonna start to kick in?"

--12 hours later--

"TIMIL DEEEPPPS!!! OCONOC!!!! RETARDEd.....DILdO....FUCkERSSSS!!!"

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nuggets

Those annoying little shit pieces that cling to the hair surrounding your asshole and harden into chunks, making it extremely painful to do the splits.

"Wanna go digging for shit nuggets in the forest surrouding my asshole? Be my guest!"

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teabag

2. The act squatting over an suspecting victim and placing one's scrotum in their oral orifice. The teabagged victim then awakens with a mouth full of pubic hair, not to mention two fatty nuts!

"HAHAHAHA Andy just got teabagged hardcore!"
"No way man!"
"Look, you can still see the pubes in his mouth!!"

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