Uncle

A kid who always acts above his age, such as by using big words to make him seem older and wiser. Doesn't act or behave like a normal kid would because he wants to act "mature".

Timmy: Hey Philbert, you wanna join us on the swings with me and the others?

Philbert: I thank you deeply for the offer, Timmy. But I'd rather consume my time pondering about the economy or other similar matters in our society.

Timmy: You're such an uncle, Philbert.

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