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Timothy

A man. A man of strength. A man of a thousand loves. A man who gives too much to receive too little. A man who gives all his happiness for a smile. A man with the hottest butt on the planet.

Popular girl: OMG, is that like Timothy Hernandez!? Like girl, he's got that hot bod that's like on the trend. Me likey.

Girlfriend: *Throat punches Popular girl* Bitch that ass is mine.

by TimothysMFWife August 13, 2016

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