ESC

Abbreviation for "Emergency Shit Condition," when one has extreme and (often sudden) onset of need for bowel movement.

"I hope we can make it to that rest area, I've got an ESC going on here."

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Redecorate

Verb. Soil one's pants (often lightly, or by fart gone wrong). Sometimes occurs in conjunction with an ESC.

"I didn't make it to the rest area in time, so I had to redecorate."

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