holly valance

TALENTLESS singer whose voice is so crap, strips to sell records, her version of Kiss Kiss sucked, Tarkans version is excellent, so is the Arabic version by Rida and Nina Boutrous(El Bawsi), Holly Valance can not sing, makes some of the worst music, lucky her record company dropped her.

Holly Valance is a talentless stripper.

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kinfolk

People of kin. Family. Or close friends.

(Looking at family and friends) "Who are those people?" My kinfolk.

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Need some wood?

Definition:
Question usually posed to an ass clown at a point in a conversation or relationship where the ass clown has grossly exceeded the limits of patience and tolerance in others who were, up until that point, making every effort to engage the ass clown in a civil discussion or relationship and indicating that the ass clown now runs the risk of unleashing a wrath previously withheld. The target of such a question is being informed that they have descended into such utter stupidity that their only possible hope of salvation is the application of a hard piece of a tree to the side of their head (for starters.) The phrase is stated rather than asked to indicate that the ass clown may be in imminent physical peril. Usage of this phrase is similar to bam stick although usually in a calmer tone - such as the phrase "You asked for it."
Background:
Asked, as if joking, by President George W. Bush of Senator John Kerry during the second 2004 presidential debate at a point where Bush knew a recent reference to timber would confuse his adversaries.

You WRECKED my car AGAIN? Do you need some wood?
nigga that jacked yo shit needs some wood
BUSH: I own a timber company?
(LAUGHTER)
That's news to me.
(LAUGHTER)
Need some wood?
(LAUGHTER)

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Lebanon

Tinas Country..
holla

i wish i was from lebanon

yes you do....

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lunch

when a person is actin' a fool.

"man, this bitch is lunchin'."

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wsp

Wsp... a commonplace synonym for any swear word you wish.

Oh my wsp! That wsping guy is wsping wsp.

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swat

To swat it up is to work very hard on: homework, extra curricular activities or other unnecessary and good activities. You know if you are swatting, it is somehow fun, but you also get brownie points from someone for doing it.

I am going to swat it up on and attend that conference after work.

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