Shick

To shit and jack off at the same time

Person 1: dude im gonna shick so hard tonight
Person 2: eww..

plopjob

when ur getting head while taking a shit. a blumpkin is also a different name for it.

Timmy: Ahh, i remember one time, my girlfriend gave me a plopjob
Lil bro: thats crazy

Omomyid

Extinct primates that look like tarsiers that lived in North America, Europe and Asia

Tim: wait omomyids are extinct?
Will: no shit what the fuck did you expect

Shitters

someone that is going insane

John: AAAAA
Mike: bro john is going shitters!
Jeffrey: i know right?

Houleux

Stormy in frencj

P1: Houleux Houlex~
P2: man this manno likes to sing

schlinny

a long greasy COCK

im my schlinny is so juicy and fat