Taco Dilemma

If you've ever eaten a taco, or a particularly full sandwich, you have encountered the Taco Dilemma. The problem arises when you realize that your taco has so many toppings, and so much meat, that if you try to take a bite from one end, much of the contents will drop out the other side.

Thus, you are presented with a dilemma: Which end do you take, and which end do you sacrifice?

Carl pauses, taco in hand, and realizes the horror of the situation before him. Should he choose one end, he surely dooms the other to the horrible fate of falling, uneaten, to the plate.

His friend, Michael, notices Carl's hesitation. "Ah, the old Taco Dilemma, eh?"

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lof

Depending on the context and/or added punctauation, "lof" can mean a variety of things. Below are several common usages.

1. "Lof?" -

-A: A shortening of the phrase "Literally or figuratively?"

2. "Lof" -

-A: (Note the lack of a question mark in this instance) A cute spelling of "love." Sometimes spelled "Loff," "Luf," "Luv," or "Lurve." (Lots of these, I won't list them all).
-B: "Laughing on floor." See: rofl lol lofl
-C: "Lord of Flamers", Given to those with exceptional skill at flaming See: Flamer troll flaming

1A)

<Tinglystix> Awww man, I'm so fucked.
<SmokinHotDuby> Lof?
<Tinglystix> Figuratively: I accidentally put a huge dent in my dad's car.

2A)

<Tinglystix> Aye loff yu! :P
<xXkinkynikkyXx> I lurves you too!

2B)

<xkdubycd> Okay, so, three guys walking down the street. Two of them walk into a bar. The other one ducks.
<Tinglystix> Lof!

2C)

<InnocentBystander> *Blah blah blah blah*
<InnocentBystander2> *Blah blah blah?*
<Troll2007> Dude, what are you talking about? That's so gay, faggot!
<InnocentBystander> /me cries
<SunshineLynny> Don't listen to Troll2007, That guy's just a lof.

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meshugga

crazy or senseless
most people make up their own defintion for it,

This Geo is meshugga.

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