PILLSbury

The act of covering an assortment or grouping of prescription or non legal pills in substrate, or athin layer of soil, in hopes of concealing it from parent, authorities,or Mr.Rogers.or Bernardo

Yo u better PILLSbury.here comes bernardi

First Maid

The first first aid to arrive on the scene., Equipped with bandages, rolled gauzedes and ointments.

Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.

Dayum Daniel, gramps here tired as hell, call up the First Maid, take her all day to walk here, and she gots to take me to get my prescription..

Slurpie

Slurpie

A stupid basic ass convenience store worthy of a person./ Peoples
Basically just begging to kiss your ass and tell you anything you want to hear....
Yeaaaaa. Loser. Slurpie it up.
You fake ass slurpie