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Slurpie

A Slut With Herpes. (Slut + Herpes)

Guy #1: Yo, I had raw sex with Vicky and Wendy last night.
Guy #2: You Idiot! Those girls are Slurpies!
Guy #1: Nooooooo, Now I got Herpes!!!

by puppycat March 16, 2009

83๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slurpie

Cunnilingus. As blowjob is to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.

"C'mon baby, gimmie a slurpie", she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.

by Michael August 8, 2004

58๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slurpie

A frozen, usually fruit flavored ice drink that Arabian immigrants sell at your local 7-11.

For more on Arabian Immigrants, see also Dune Coon, Towel Head, andCamel Jockey.

Joe: Hey, Larry! Let's go get a slurpie from 7-11!

Larry: Yeah! I hear the Dune Coon is working their today!

Joe: Dammit! He always rips us off!

Larry: Oh yeah...

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda December 11, 2004

70๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slurpie

When ur eating ur girl out and she squirts like a slurpie

Damn my girl did a slurpie on me๐Ÿคค

by Oofmad November 11, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slurpie

The act of Fellatio performed upon a limp penis lasting for more than 5 seconds.

Dude, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up. She gave me a slurpie for a good 7 seconds or so, then I passed out. It was awesome.

by Bone-PA December 30, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slurpie

When eating someone out then putting in the ingredients of a slurpie into their hole then slurping it out with a straw.

Dude I had a really good pussy slurpie last night

by nalan April 4, 2015


Slurpie

Typically a woman who would give oral sex in exchange for cannabis/marijuana

Patricia is a slurpie

by 4ourty5ive November 17, 2019