EA

Executive Assistant my early is my right hand

My EA keeps me on schedule

LPU

Low Profile Pattern rotation collar worn around the neck, will keep a pilot floating after a wet crash

I have take off my LPU before I can take off my flying harness.

ROI

Return On Investment

Your outlay of money will bring you a huge ROI. return on investment.

A and G

Amazon and Google

Invested my money in some A and G