Ciara

A questionable hermaphrodite singer who has no ounce of talent in her body. Has no chest or ass and cannot sing for shyt. Dated a midget known as Bow Wow who also takes himself too seriously. Some believe this creature known as Ciara is pretty, but with pounds of weave and make-up, who couldn't be. Has no voice to save her life. Methods of singing include heavy breathing and trying to sound sexy. Copies Beyonce' in her useless song Get Up. Ciara is a phase, a fad, and if her new album is anything like Goodies was, she will fade away quickly.

"You got a body like Ciara. Stop working out so much!"
"If Ciara really is a man, then I don't want no Goodies."
"I think she's a Ciara."
"I might go the Ciara way and date a talentless arrogant munchkin teenybopper rapper."
"Don't be too athletic or you might end up like Ciara!" etc

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