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Eleyah truely the most important person in my life. No words can describe her importance in life. Down right the best thing to happen. Has done so much for others and should have recognition for the amazing things she does day by day.
Eleyah you are the love of my life you are strong and passionate and you keep me going. Do good and enjoy life.
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Eleyah Beck the loml
This is the next part of our journey my love. To anyone who reads this yea this is real love mother truckers. And i love this girl to the end of freaking narnia and back to mars and Jupiter. We will be together one day in person get married and move out to wenus world and live out our lives.
Eleyah Beck the loml. You are the sweetest glifnorp chicken nugget ever I love you. Wenus wenus
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The godzilla but just for penis world. The best world in the world. Big tip it has indeed long schlong.
LOOK AT TIPZILLA HES EATING THE TIP PEOPLE.
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Ey sunny slice of cheese Imma get my wife a taco ring. Damn well better like it or else imma replace it with chalupa. Damn right chalupa mother truckers. VROOM BROOMMMMM!!!!
Ice box hello I'd like to make an order for a ring. Ok yea yea I want a taco ring just make the diamond colors taco colored.
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when your kids ready for the birds and bees .DADDY?"Yes son?" Why is mommys tummy so big. Son its time you learn about the dick and vagina monster. When daddy has feelings for mommy he whips out the penis monster and puts it in vagina monster. Its called fertilization son. Put in mind this is when the our kid is around 9 or 10. Son after 9 months we will have a new family member who will either be your younger sister or brother.
Hey son today imma teach you about the birds and the bees
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Yo loml your an ooga booga taco. Get ready for a big ass wedding BOOOM HA GOT EM SO SMOOTH.
Eleyah loml your a goofy goober head ass nummy yething ctfuuuuuu stfuuuuuuuu ooga booga. I love u to death woman.
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When your boobs are made of cookies and only you can nibble at it. It can come in assortment of flavors for the liking.
Hey today im hungry let me just take a bite out of my cookie boobs.
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