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Eleyah

Eleyah truely the most important person in my life. No words can describe her importance in life. Down right the best thing to happen. Has done so much for others and should have recognition for the amazing things she does day by day.

Eleyah you are the love of my life you are strong and passionate and you keep me going. Do good and enjoy life.

by Tipzilla August 6, 2018

10πŸ‘ 121πŸ‘Ž


Taco ring

Ey sunny slice of cheese Imma get my wife a taco ring. Damn well better like it or else imma replace it with chalupa. Damn right chalupa mother truckers. VROOM BROOMMMMM!!!!

Ice box hello I'd like to make an order for a ring. Ok yea yea I want a taco ring just make the diamond colors taco colored.

by Tipzilla November 21, 2018

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Tipzilla

The godzilla but just for penis world. The best world in the world. Big tip it has indeed long schlong.

LOOK AT TIPZILLA HES EATING THE TIP PEOPLE.

by Tipzilla August 6, 2018

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Eleyah loml

Yo loml your an ooga booga taco. Get ready for a big ass wedding BOOOM HA GOT EM SO SMOOTH.

Eleyah loml your a goofy goober head ass nummy yething ctfuuuuuu stfuuuuuuuu ooga booga. I love u to death woman.

by Tipzilla November 21, 2018

4πŸ‘ 105πŸ‘Ž


Sniffles

Achoo boo i have sniffilitis. When your in a croud and you have sniffles everyone looks and joins in on the fun. When sniffles looks at maggie pants maggie has the sniffles also.

Hey! I know sniffles I am the conjoined twin chalupa ooga booga.

by Tipzilla August 6, 2018


Cookie boobs

When your boobs are made of cookies and only you can nibble at it. It can come in assortment of flavors for the liking.

Hey today im hungry let me just take a bite out of my cookie boobs.

by Tipzilla August 6, 2018

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Birds and the bees

when your kids ready for the birds and bees .DADDY?"Yes son?" Why is mommys tummy so big. Son its time you learn about the dick and vagina monster. When daddy has feelings for mommy he whips out the penis monster and puts it in vagina monster. Its called fertilization son. Put in mind this is when the our kid is around 9 or 10. Son after 9 months we will have a new family member who will either be your younger sister or brother.

Hey son today imma teach you about the birds and the bees

by Tipzilla November 13, 2018

7πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž