cinderella rules

When you're going on a night out but have to be up in the morning, so you stop drinking at midnight.

Nothing else on this weekend, Cinderella rules are off!

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Time stamp from the Hershey factory

When a pet or human you care for is lax with their personal hygiene, specifically their bumhole maintenance, leaving little chocolate kisses on soft furnishings around your home.

What have you been feeding the dog? Time stamp from the Hershey factory all over the bed.
I am NOT scrubbing another time stamp from the Hershey factory off your disgusting y-fronts again Kevin.