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Bulgaria

The country that invented the first Computer, the Cyrillic Alphabet, the first digital watch, and the Ferris Wheel (among others).

A: Who invented the first Computer?

B: Bulgaria.

by Tisho-Y July 19, 2019

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Slav

An incorrect (and highly offensive to Bulgarians) way of saying Gopnik.

The stereotypical image of ''Slav'' refers to a sub-group of low-life Russians known as Gopniks. "Slav" or "Slavic" is a linguistic term for Slavic-speaking peoples, who are often mistakenly represented by Russians, in particular, Gopniks.

A: Look at that Anglo and his yellow teeth!

B: He is not Anglo, he is Chav.

A: Look at that squatting Slav!

B: He is not Slav, he is a Gopnik.

A: Why do Americans marry their cousins?

B: Only Rednecks do, not Americans.

A: Why do Latinos talk with their hands?

B: Only Italians talk with their hands, not Latinos.

by Tisho-Y July 19, 2019