tomislav

Croatian alpha-male

That Tomislav, he likes to get do it Balkan style

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sporkiness

The state of being sporky, or having a sporky value.

He had such levels of sporkiness to him that he was the Ultimate Spork.

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double chop

Another powerful attack (See: thunderkick) of the martial arts variety

tito has only a level 2 double chop

tripple bagger

a brown paper bag for when your fucking that ugly bitch, one for you, and one any poor soul that happens to walk by and see.

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what?

Overused,annoying word on every college campus inspired by Dave Chapelle's inpression of Lil Jon

Amy Fabreeze: WHAT?
Me: Shut the fuck up! It's old!

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Good News Goats

Adj; A positive outcome or future event. When there is a good turn of events. Antonym of Bad News Bears.

You're not having my kid?! That's good news goats!

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Fubz

Neither a fat or chubby being. Thus so he has become "Fubby" or "Fubz" for short

"Fubz is a very cool & lazy guy"

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