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If something is sporky it is the best. Everyone needs something/someone to be their spork as being sporky is super cool. Sporky people are hard to find but when you find one let them help you cos when their sporky ness rubs off on you then you because a lil spoon. I love sporky people, they’re the best!
OMG, I wish I was as sporky as him!
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Someone that has so much free time that they made an urban dictionary entry for themselves so that their friend kais can see it
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The awkward moment when a customer's joke falls flat with a restaurant server. Witnesses are allowed to call out the Sporkie for what it is.
When ordering, Dan's jovial request for a side order of the server's phone number was answered by cosmic silence; creating an epic sporkie.
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The sound emitted from the ass when sitting with a half cheek on on church pew while wearing loose boxers. Results in a wet outcome.
1) Instead of an amen I let out multpile sporkies at the closing of the gospel.
2) As a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.
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A really amazing boyfriend or husband, that's also a little rascal, and does things he's not supposed to do.
That little Sporkie at my chocolate!
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The state of being sporky, or having a sporky value.
He had such levels of sporkiness to him that he was the Ultimate Spork.
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A three way 69.
Sometimes shortened to S n B.
Oi Lionel! Wanna join Ingrid and I in a lil' Sporkie and Breuster?
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