Neowoke

A term used to describe pseudo-quasi wanna be intellectuals that are nothing more than modern day political hipsters that claim to be independent thinkers but are really just contrarians who subscribe to group think and form their political beliefs off memes from FB

Tim: Did you hear about the new laws that are set to take effect next year?

Neowoke Andy: Government bad! Both sides the same! Unconstitutional! Don't be a sheep!

Tim: Do you even know which bills I'm referring to?

Neowoke Andy: Did I stutter? I said government bad!! Open your eyes! *smiles smugly*

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Admin Adams

Quasi derogatory term used to describe Facebook group admins when you want to take exception to group rules that everyone else tends to follow

Kyle: I was muted by Andrew for spamming pictures of plumber butt crack into the FB group.

Jerry: Wow, Andrew is such an Admin Adams