Campus Gypsy

One who travels to a university not belonging to their own with the sole purpose of finding parties and getting drunk. This person travels to other universities most likely because their own college parties suck or they're not even going to college because they fucked up in high school.

Person 1: "Hey man, there's a Campus Gypsy outside that says he knows you"
Person 2: "Fuck that kid, he stole all my beer last week."

Corvallis Gypsy

A campus gypsy exclusive to Oregon State University in Corvallis. These people migrate to OSU to find parties and freeload on alcohol, especially during Halloween. Masses of them can be seen wandering the streets during this time of year, searching for shelter to spread diseases and lay their eggs. Usually from the city of Eugene but can also come from Portland, West Linn, and Oregon City.

Corvallis Gypsy 1: "Who in Corvo tonight? 😈"
Corvallis Gypsy 2: "We just got here bruh it's gon be lit af"
Corvallis Gypsy 1: "You find a spot?"
Corvallis Gypsy 2: "It don't matter bruh, I got this Henny 😈"

Hilhi Spartans

Formally known as Hillsboro, is a high school located in Hillsboro, OR. The Spartans are known for their terrible athletics, and suck at everything they do. The school recently produced a Division-1 All-American football player back in 2010, which is now THE only thing they can brag about and be proud of. Over the last 2 years, the high school's football team has gone 0-20 overall. Hilhi is 1 of 4 high schools in the city and is unanimously agreed by the entire state of Oregon as "The shittiest high school you can ever go to."

Glencoe: "Alright guys! Lets see who can drop the most points on Hilhi this year!"

*11 weeks later*

Glencoe: "So how'd you guys do this season? We scored 50 points on the Hilhi Spartans"
Century: "66..."
Westview: "69..."
Newberg: "71.. Hey I think we won!"
Tigard: "86!"
Newberg: "DAMNIT!!"

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