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A butt so soft that it can be used as a cushion.
I couldn't break up with her, I had gotten too used to cuddling up next to her tushion.
The style of a girls hair when a guy is holding it tightly in a bun while she sucks his cock
Fat John: There were a surprising number of blow buns in the porn I watched last night.
His entire sense of self is dependent upon girls telling him how he is such an "amazing guy" and he is "the best" at sex.
Because he lacks self-esteem, he is unable to be with one of these girls once they realize that this "amazingness" is just a facade and that deep down is he just a flawed person like the rest of us.
Therefore, all his energies are put towards the conquest of girl after girl and his life is reduced to nothing more than that of an immature cad.
Friend: This dude Chase Amante is the fucking man, have you heard all these stories about all the girls he's banged!
Me: Yeah, not impressed.
Friend: WTF
Me: Why would I be impressed with someone who is so obviously living his whole life to try to impress me
Friend: Oh damn... zen shit
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An adjective to describe a person or the actions of said person who has had it so easy in life that they have become lazy and indulgent.
Ari and Danielle have become so cushy, yesterday they wanted to talk about 401k's and drink stout over dancing and talking about music.
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Jamal: Wow, look at that lambo, that niggas got bank
Me: Fuck his lambo, he's got no girls, I got P.O.D. I don't need a fucking lambo.