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A titty twister 9000 is when you twist a womans fake boob off and then lick the fake boob
Jimmy: I gave this hooker a titty twister 9000
Chad: Fuck yeah jabronie
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Hey wanna come over to my dad's house?
whats that?
a house?
no, a dad?
someone who doesn't bring back milk until you win the lottery or make it the NBA
Me: My dad never came back
Also me: HOLY SHIT! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY
Dad: Hey son, how long has it been