Silence her lamb

When you want to get some from the old ladie and she says she is going to have a shower. So you wait outside the bathroom while she is showering so she can't hear Jerking off and when she opens the door she gets a load.

The old ladie was being a bitch the other day so I had to silence her lamb

Mossy cat

When your cat pisses on your shit so you take it for a drive and unload 5, 00 buck shots into it. The next day your wife puts up a missing cat report on facebook while bawling her eyes out so you gotta sit on the couch and console her all the while knowing you blew the cat away

On my days off I pulled a mossy cat and it was the best day of my life.

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