That's crazy

A generic response used when you didn't listen to what someone said. Works flawlessly in any story situation(sad, funny, serious).

Random friend:"...Anyways, I've decided to sell my whole collection of coins, regardless of what I can get for them"
You:"That's crazy"

Random friend:"So now Mike is completely heartbroken, she left him for his friend and they've been together for almost 3 years!"
You:"That's crazy"

Random friend:"Adam capped the night with two shots of 151 and ended up throwing up all over the security guard who was escorting him out!!"
You: "That's crazy"

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Sober Munchies

The act of snacking on a random assortment of goodies while not being high. Microwavable foods and multiple bowls of variety cereals are ideal.

Dude1: "Yo bro im going to destroy your pantry here in a minute"

Dude2: "WTF, we haven't even blazed up yet"

Dude1: "I know but I got the sober munchies"

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