corona dick

when you get an erection multiple times per day because you have way too much free time, especially when being quarantined indefinitely.

Friend: Dude get on Warzone, we need a 4th.
You: Bro I can't, I got the corona dick I'll be on a little later.
Friend: Damn bro when are you going to get over that?
You: I don't know man, I don't know when it will end.

covi

Another term for the Covid-19 wuhan virus.

Friend: Yo bro get on Warzone, we need a 4th.
You: I don't want to bro I can't breath I got covi.
Friend: damn bro

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