When one is playing video games and they claim they are getting offline to take a shower and they do not return online for 5 or more days.
"I'll be right back guys gonna go take a hot shower time machine"
"Okay see you next week man"
A true Fondy man. He loves eating cheese of all flavors, especially swiss. A great personality and if you get on his good side, he might even pull out the bald cap. Kurtis is truly a unique, one of a kind man. He is a member of the Fond du Lac Mug Club. A loyal and faithful man, except for when it comes to seeing his Gumar out at the bar.
You just found a Kurtis Schwartz, truly a one of a kind man.