blowjob queen

Noun; a term with several nuanced meanings, popularized by Liz Phair in her 1996 song of the same name:

1) A woman confused about a relationship, but willing to do anything for her man;

2) A very young woman who values her identity as being promiscuously available for oral sex with many men;

3) In many colleges, a young woman who is readily available to a particular group (such as a team or fraternity) for blowjobs.

1) I'll be your blowjob queen.

2) When I was 14, I was a real blowjob queen.

3) And after pledge week, I'll line you up with Wanda, our blowjob queen.

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duffman

Started off as (Hillary) Duff's Man, but shortened to Duffman to make reference to the mascot.

Stating that one is worthy of Hillary Duff's companionship.

I wanna be her duffman!

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suzy creamcheese

Name invented by 1960s rock group Mothers of Invention for a particular underage groupie shared by several members of the group during a concert stop on Maui in 1966; referred to in several later songs. Alleged actual name Wanda Adams; see Rolling Stone, 1971 interview of Frank Zappa.

"Oooh, Suzy Creamcheese, you feel so fine!"

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good on her knees

skilled at fellatio (usage applied only to women)

The date was boring until she proved she was good on her knees.

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dirty knees

Clear evidence of performing fellatio.

When they came out of the bathroom her hair was mussed; she might as well have had dirty knees.

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mother hen

The least appealing member of a group of attractive women who acts as a cockblocker for all of them. She will abandon her efforts if your wingman comes in and saves the day.

Get Geoff over here to be my wingman and stop this mother hen from ruining my chances to pick up her hot friends.

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flatback

A sexually promiscuous woman who prefers the missionary position. Originally used in detective novels of the 1930s and 1940s as "flatbacker".

"My sister was the neighborhood flatback."

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