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1. When your hoe aint your hoe no mo, because you realize that the the clock has hit midnight and it's time to swap hoes
2. After you break one off in your hoe, you pass your hoe off to whoever is around that is down with sloppy seconds
3. Also known as Vaginal Speed Dating. Every 15 minutes you swap rooms, until you pump every hoe in sight
While Charles was in the bathroom, Paul pulled a midnight swap by dumping a huge load in Charles' hoe. Not realizing what just happened Charles' got very excited and went down on the dripping wet dirty taint.
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When your girl tells you that she loves you and that she has always been faithful, while at the same time she is totally getting dominated by your best friends behind your back.
Paully: Man she would never cheat on me!
Danny: Dude she is totally pulling a texas two step on your ass!
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1. A real thick set of meat curtains that look like cheese melting out of a hamburger.
2. The kind of pussy lips that you can tie in a knot
Johnny: Man, that girl Mary sure did have some nice tits, how was her Va-J-J?
Billy: After I motor-boated that bitch, I slide down her panties and out flopped a Cheeseburger Pussy!
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1. A real thick set of meat curtains that look like flank steak in a taco.
2. The kind of pussy lips that you can tie in a knot
Johnny: Man, that girl Mary sure did have some nice tits, how was her Va-J-J?
Billy: After I motor-boated that bitch, I slide down her panties and out flopped a Meaty Taco!
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