The sexual act of when two subjects are involved with anal intercourse. When the male party involved finishes in the anus, filling it with semen. The subject then pulls out and presses their mouth to the anus and slurps the semen out. Similar to eating escargot without utensils.
My date thought I was fancy when I invited her over for a little redneck escargot. I havenât heard from her since.
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A sexual act, in which a person begins to eat their significant others ass from behind. The receiving participant then sharts, leaving a spray of fecal matter on the other involved participants face, similar to mud speckled on a mud flap.
My boyfriend said he wanted to try something new in bed last night. I wasnât even two minutes in, he sharts and redneck mudflapped my face.
The act when a participant receiving head deep throats the other party. Right when the participant is about to ejaculate, he then punches the other party in the throat. This causes them to inhale in surprise, causing them to inhale semen into their lung.
Sabrina never heard of drowning in semen until I gave her the classic case of lung cum. Her physician asked for my number.
The act in which a male subject poses as a female, deceives their date into believing they are female. Similar to being catfished.
After a night of drinks and nose sugar, I took home the tall, muscular blonde at the bar back to my place. After a few full courses of foreplay, it was evident I had been cunterfitted.
The form of taking a body shot of tequila. The female participant has a line of salt poured below her butthole. A tequila shot is then poured into the anus, and a lime placed at the top between both cheeks. The other participant then licks the lime, slurps the shot out of the anus and finishes with no hands.
I went to a quinceañera and I asked if anyone wanted some Un Culo Locos. I was never invited back.