bill payday

When all you can do with your paycheck is pay your bills, you dont't have a pay day-you have a bill payday.

Tim: Hey Bill! Is tomorrow payday?
Bill: Not for me! It's bill payday!😫

peekaboo titty

Titties that fall out of the bottoms or sides of short or bra due to being saggy

Oh no! Ive got a case of peekaboo titty.

polish gap

the bare area of your nail that grows out in between no chip manicures.

To avoid a polish gap go to the nail salon every two weeks without fail.

McPoop Two

When your dog poops two times in one walk forcing you to use the same poop bag twice.

Let me get a McPoop Two!