nek

nek means no

e.g someone says to you go tidy your room NEK

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totem time

Three people stack together in a totem-like stature in order to combine strength, fight off enemies that are too high above their normal height, or to reach places otherwise inaccessible.

Aw man that cat is stuck in a tree, quick guys, it's totem time!

gank

A man's penis

She grabbed my gank, so I smacked that bitch up.

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Pink Sandwich

A form of torture whereby a large male dog is aroused to the point of having his penis come out. The victim is then strapped down and the dog ordered to sit on the victim's face. The "sandwich" is formed by the victim's lips, which act as the "bread," and the dog's penis, which becomes the "meat."

The Al Qaeda terriost told us everything after we administered 75 straight hours of Pink Sandwiches. He was psychologically bruised, yet was physically unharmed (with the exception of badly needing a breath mint.)

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Metnik

A massive, mostly slick and wet shit.

Man, I drank so much beer last night, I have to take one hell of a Metnik this morning.

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queering

Forcible anal sex given to a man, usually by a group of 4-5 men, not for the purposes of enjoying the experience, but to teach the victim a lesson or punish him.

If Jerry passes out at your house again, lets give him a good queering.

If you touch one more of my french fries, I'll give you a queering so hard you'll be limping for weeks.

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speedy gonzales

$30 says that this guy can run faster than Sonic the Hedgehog.

Aribaa! Aribaa! Handere!

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